The Devil Wears Pink (Ben Hargreeves) [discontinued]

CHAPTER FIVE - PLAN B PART II

"in about," lilith stands up and looks out the door to see if anyone was coming "let's say...sixty seconds, two security guards are gonna burst through that door, and they're gonna see a whole lot of blood"

klaus hums in agreement "and they're gonna wonder, 'what the hell happened?' and we're gonna tell them that you. . .beat the shit out of us,"

"you're gonna do great in prison. trust me, I've been there," klaus says, at this point lilith really wanted to sit down and play twenty questions with him. while lilith was designing five gowns for celebrities for the met gala, klaus was in jail?

"little piece of chicken like you" klaus gets lost in thought, laughing and chuckling to himslef. and it was contagious as lilith startsd giggling, and she was sure she saw five crack a smile

"oh, my god, you're gonna get passed around like a. . ." he trails off, much to the terror of mr big

"you're just—you're gonna do great,
that's all i'm saying,"

"jesus...you guys are some real sick bastards,"

lilith gasps and points over at a very amused five "watch your fucking mouth mister, there is a goddamn child in the room"

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"oh, that's strange," mr big says as he reads a file, while occasionally glancing at klaus and lilith to make sure they wouldn't do anything that could get him into trouble again

"what?" five asks, slightly concerned

"uh, the eye. it hasn't been purchased by a client yet," mr big flips more pages, trying to find an explanation for it

"what? what do you mean?" five asks again

"yeah start making sense, pete!" lilith threatens, still holding a shard of glass from the snowglobe earlier

mr big flinches away from lilith "w-well, uh, our logs say that the eye with that serial number. . .this can't be right. it hasn't even been manufactured yet," he looks over at five slowly

"where did you get that eye?" mr big asks, and five merely sighs while klaus and lilith exchange a look

lilith gives mr big a sweet yet sickening smile "well then, it seems like there has been a misunderstanding. we'll be on our way now, bill!" she says, grabbing five and klaus' arms to the elevator

"i-it's lance!"

"uh huh that's nice steve"

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"i was pretty good though! i was like; and what about my consent?!" he reenacts the scene, lilith laughs at that, putting her coat back on while five sat on the stairs gloomily

"you know, i have to ask, how the hell did you manage to pull my coat off without my buttons falling off?" she asks, clearly still impressed by klaus' party trick

klaus grins at her and shrugs his shoulders "i've had a lot of practice"
lilith raises her eyebrow in interest "well then, you've had a lot of practice"

"guys, it doesn't matter!" five exclaims, before burying his face in his hands

"five, what is the big deal with this eye anyway?" she asks, looking at five, her eyes stare back at him as she tries to find an explanation