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Back to the Portal (Chapter 16)

Olaf: Hi Hans!

Hans: Hi. -he's in the castle dungeon-

AK: Here's the next fan comment! "I dare Anna to punch Hans again! -Anna gets an evil smile on her face-

Hans: Why did I get this job again?

Anna: With pleasure! -She punches Hans in the face again and again- That's for me, that's for Elsa, that's for capturing us, that's for the dare, and that's just because I felt like it!

Hans: -sighs and rubs his face. Elsa makes him an ice pack- Thanks.

AK: That's all for now. -they leave-

Hans: Ugh. How do I get myself into these situations? -sighs and sits on the bed- Gullible... gull- i- ble...

Anna: So, what do we do now?

AK: -checks the time- Oh. I have to go. Today is my four year old cousin's birthday party, so I'll be gone for a few hours. Bye! -goes through the portal but accidentally drops the map-

Kristoff: What do we do now?

Olaf: Hey look! AK dropped the map, so we get to follow her!

Elsa: She probably has the map memorized anyway, so she probably won't come back for it...

Anna: We need something to do...

Elsa: But the guards are on break! What do we do with Hans?

Olaf: He can come too!

Anna: Okay! -Elsa makes ice handcuffs for Hans-

Kristoff: Hans, you're coming with us to the modern world!

Hans: Really? -they walk through the portal-

Elsa: -reading the map- Alright. We turn left, right, go up the ladder, right, make a U turn, go across the bridge, make a left, and through the blue striped door. Now there's a rainbow checkered floor, but the map doesn't say what the code is. Who tries to figure it out?

Anna: The prisoner!

Kristoff: I second that.

Olaf: Yes!

Elsa: It's unanimous, then!

Hans: Remind me why I wanted to come again?

Anna: Go on, then. -she pushes him toward the floor-

Hans: Okay... -he steps on a red tile, and a knife flies right in front if his nose-

Olaf: Where did that even come from?

Hans: That wasn't right. -he starts over. This time, he steps on a yellow tile, and Justin Bieber's. "Never Say Never" starts playing. They all cover their ears-

Kristoff: Make it stop!

Anna: It's a paradox! He says never to say never, but he says it himself TWICE in the first few seconds of music!

Elsa: He can't sing for his life!

Hans: What? I love this song! -he steps on a blue tile and the song stops- Maybe the pattern is to step on blue? -he steps on another blue tile and guacamole squirts from the walls all over him- Ahh! This is a new suit!

Olaf: So he's been assaulted by guac. Leave it to AK to create a defense mechanism like that!

Elsa: It seems this "pattern" is completely random.

Hans: I'll try again! -he steps on an orange tile and spikes shoot out of the ground and stop just below his private parts- Phew, that was close! -He tries a green tile and nothing happens- Good! Blue, green, blue? - he tries another blue and gets by okay. Then he accidentally steps on purple and a door opens up in the wall. Pinkie Pie the My Little Pony runs out and smacks Hans in the face with a cupcake and runs back- Okay, the pattern is blue and green in alternating order. -they get across fine-

Elsa: And then we make a left, and at this dead end we go through the brown wooden door. The portal's behind the door. Let's go! -they enter the portal-