pick up lines » zayn [FINISHED]

doze

"Are you a library book? Because I've been checking you out."

"Hello, Alice."

"Hi, Z. We should create new nicknames for each other."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yes. You should call me your little toe and bang me on every piece of furniture in your house."

Silence.

"And I should call you boyfriend."

Silence.

"And you could also call me your girlfriend..."

SIlence.

"Please?"

"No."

[A/N: Dedicated to @adorablouis bc i used her pick-up-lines.]