pick up lines » zayn [FINISHED]

oito

"Hi- Are you okay?!"

"Yeah, Z. I'm just clumsy, sorry."

"You just tripped on your own feet, A."

"I did, and you just called me A. Getting to the next step, I see."

"Shut up, it sliped-"

"You could also slip your tongue in my mouth, then."

Silence.

"Oh c'mon, Z. You know you want to."

Silence.

"Ugh. Well, I have a new nickname for you. It's sun, because you're hella hot."

Silence.

"Don't you want to have a nickname for me?"

"No."

"Please...?"

"Ugh, fine."

"Yay, I'm so excited I could kiss you-"

"Don't you even dare! Your nickname is SIC."

"SIC?"

"Yeah, Slow Internet Connections."

"But why?"

"Because they remind me of you."

"Awn, how so?"

"They also annoy me."

"Oh."

Silence.

Silence.

"Wait- Where are you going?"

"I need to go. Bye, Zayn."