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"Hi there sexy."

"Hey."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

Silence.

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

Silence.

"You do realize my pick up lines work on everyone, right?"

Silence.

"You're not different, they'll work on you too."

Silence.

"Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?"

Silence.

"I'm not giving up."

"Me neither."

[A/N: @wolfzayng made the wonderful cover!]

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