pick up lines » zayn [FINISHED]

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"Hey Z."

"Ugh, don't call me Z. But hi."

Silence.

"Hey, what's wrong?"

"Nothing."

"What's that?"

"T-That what?"

"That mark, under your eye!"

"Oh, this? Funny that, I fell yesterday."

"Oh."

"Yeah, don't worry though. I'm used to it. I'm always falling for you when I see your face."

"Ugh, that was horrible."

"Please, I'm Alice. Nothing I ever do or say is horrible."

"Yes it is."

"No it isn't."

"Yes it is."

"No it isn't."

"Yes it- are we really doing this?"

"...Yes."

"Ugh."

"Hey babe, you're so hot I could bake cookies on you."

Silence.

"If beauty were time, you'd be eternity."

Silence.

"You know, Zayn. I like you, we should make out."

"Ugh, never."