Destiel Fluff

Pies and the mall

"Hurry up, Cas!" said a panicked Dean from the door of the most recent motel him, Sam, and Cas had just got.

"Dean, my toothbrush is missing!" Cas nearly shouted through the thin walls of the bathroom

"goddamn it Cas!" Dean replied slamming open the bathroom door, startling the ex-angel.

"It's right here" Dean said holding up the toothbrush that he found in the suitcase that layed behind Castiel. "Here, take this.." Dean said shoving mouthwash into Cas's hands

"Why are you so infuriated?" Cas said as he was being shoved out the door

"Today is the only day Kristen's pies are coming to town, that's why"

"It's only 6:15, Dean"

"Pie waits for no man...that's a tough life lesson you will learn someday while you're human....but not today cas

Not today...."

After shoving Cas out the door, they both got in the car and took off. After almost getting pulled over twice and cutting a countless number of cars on the freeway, they arrived.

Dean quickly got out of the car and slammed the door. He looked at the entrance of the mall where the food truck was supposed to be, and then checked his watch.

"It's 7:01....where the hell are my pies" Dean said looking over at Cas like he knew the answer

"Are you sure the flyers said 7?"

"yes i'm sure" He said scowling at the ex-angel beside him "why?"

"Here, the flyer says: Kristen's perfect pies, 7am to 9am, Wednesday morning" Cas said squinting down at the paper

"WAIT.....WEDNESDAY..."

"Yes Dean, here, look." Cas said holding the flyer up to dean's eyes.

Dean slapped the flyer ot of Castiels hands and yelled "DAMN IT CAS, TODAY'S THURSDAY! We drove 98 miles for this!...the flyer YOU informed me about..."

"So I caused your distress?' said a concerned and guilty Cas, who was rubbing his hand that had just been slapped.

"you had one job Cas..." dean muttered getting into his Impala.

"I will fix this, Dean." Cas said to himself as he sprinted into the mall

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After 20 minutes of sulking and playing loud rock and roll in his car, Dean had some time to calm himself, and he walked into the mall to look for his friend.

He checked the food court first

he wasn't there

Dean then checked each wing of the mall and stopped at on of the pretzel places scattered around, and bought himself and Cas two big pretzels hoping Cas would forgive him for losing his temper

Then, Dean called Castiel's cell phone,praying that Cas would remember how to answer.

"Yes?" said the voice on the phone

"Where the hell are you Cas"

"I came looking for some pies, but had no luck so far"

"I don't care about the pie anymore, I just want to go back to the motel. so where the hell are you?'

"It's a secret..." Cas said in his normal tone

"Christ Cas, just tell me"

"But Victoria has a sign telling me not to."

"........Tell me what you see." Dean said putting his head in his hand, knowing what store his friend had walked into.

"I see....blindfolds....umm, and some lacy pieces of Fabric. There are also many many women here, I think you would like this place Dean" Cas replied

"I'll be right there"

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When Dean was outside of the lingerie store, he glanced to is right and then his left. Hoping not to look like a huge pervert, he then waved at the back wall pretending that he knew someone shopping inside.

"Come on Cas.....Why this store" he mumbled to himself while walking by a group of teenage girls

"Dean! Over here!" called a voice that echoed throughout the busy store

"Oh god." Dean said, feeling his face turning red as all the girls in the store quickly turned their heads to see.

Walking through a sea of whispers, he finally made his way over to Cas...who happened to be mimicking the girl next to him trying on her bra over her clothing

"why are these women putting blindfolds on their chest?"

"Stop Cas." Dean said through his clenched teeth "This" he said rippping the leopard print bra off of Cas's chest "is underwear.....for women....."

"So, I'm assuming you and Sam won't want these." Cas said holding up the pink bag he had just recieved from cashing out

Dean then pulled out two matching lacy bra's and started laughing. He leaned over and placed his hands on his knees, quickly realizing this was drawing more attention to the two 30 year old men in a Victoria Secret.

Cas, still not showing any emotion, stared down at Dean questionably.

Dean wiped a tear from his eye and pulled Cas in for a kiss on the forehead.

"I love it..." he whispered into Cas's ear

Dean, recieving a smile and a warm embrace, dean smelled the tons of perfume that Cas had just tested at bath and body works.