BTS SA CLASSROOM {Scenario}
TEACHER: Why are you absent?
JIN: Ma'am, may Cardiovascular Disease po ako!
TEACHER: Sige i-spell mo nga ang sakit mo!
JIN: Joke lang po, ubo lang po talaga!
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TEACHER: Nangopya ka na naman sa katabi mo 'no?Parehong-pareho sagot niyo!
SUGA: Ma'am, siguro po dahil parehong-pareho din ang mga tanong niyo!
TEACHER: Grrr!
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TEACHER: J-Hope, spell horse!
JHOPE: H....O....
TEACHER: Bilisan mo!
JHOPE: H....O....R...
TEACHER: Sabing bilisan mo!!
JHOPE: Ya! Tigidig!!! Tigidig!!!Tigidig, tabi!!
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TEACHER: Okey class, our lesson for today is Science. Before I proceed,what is science?
RAPMON: Ma'am!! Ma'am!! Ako ma'am, alam ko answer!
TEACHER: Yes Rapmon, what is Science?
RAPMON: Maam! Science is our lesson for today.
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TEACHER: Jiminizia, 1 + 3?
JIMINIZIA: Ma'am 4 po.
TEACHER: Oh ikaw, Jimin. 3+ 1?
JIMIN: Ayan na! Ayan na! Langya, kapag mahirap sa akin. FAVORITISM!!
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TEACHER: Class, what is ethics?
V: Sir, ethics are those cousins of ducks! What can you say sir?
TEACHER: It is a very nice answer!That duck will lay an egg and that egg will be your grade!!
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TEACHER: Jungkook, paano mo nagawa na ma-perfect ang exam mo ha?
JUNGKOOK: Bilib ka na sa akin ma'am? Mata ko pa lang ginamit ko jan ha? Paano pa kaya kung pati utak ko na.
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BTS Jokes
RandomHI...WE ARE BTS~~~~ JK: I'M JOKING? JH: I'M HOPE AND I'M JOKING RM: WERE FUNNY AND WERE JOKING JM: I'M HOT, SEXY AND I'M NOT JOKING SG: I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE JOKING SJ: I'M THE MOST HANDSOME IN THE WORLD! I'M NOT JOKING. V: WHY SO SER...
