The 1975 Imagines

When Your Child Is Upset- "Blurb Thingy's"

omg i'm excited skks

Matty:
- ok i feel like ur kid would be like outside playing with their friends and they'd come home crying and matty would be so worried omg

-"are u okay?! what's happened?!"

-omg like some kid would've been mean to them and matty would get really angry and upset and go to the kids parents house-

-sksks you'd try n stop him from being dramatic and try telling him that it's just kid stuff and he just wouldn't listen and would proper rant to the kids parents saying how uPSET UR KID IS OMG

George:
- he'd be away on tour and ur kid would come to u crying bc they miss george i'm gonna cry

-you'd get george to facetime u so they could see him i'm gonna SCREAM

-"hey!dont cry! i'll be home sooner than u think"

-HE'D COME HOME EARLY TO SURPRISE THEM IM DUFICME

Ross:
-ok but i bet like ur teenage daughter would get cheated on or some shit and ross would be so angry-

-nonono ross would find her crying and be like ??? and she'd tell him and he'd legit go to the lad's parents house in fucking creasing

-omg you'd be tryna tell him not to but he'd be like lol no and still go there like 100% ready to SNAP

-"ross pls stop now." "no.prick has what's coming to him little twat"

Hann:
-no he'd be so cute tho like i bet ur kid would like hurt themselves and he'd go into dad mode so fast

-he'd kiss where they've hurt and rub it omg i want a hann

-"see! you're okay! all better now."

-he'd like sit and watch tele with them to make them feel better and like would cuddle them in fucking crying