Tamaki: *blushes intensely* W-why would you ship me with my daughter? Not that I really mind since I'm going to marry her one day...
Kyoya: It makes sense, but nothing makes sense in this club.
Author-sama: *evil aura surrounds him as he slowly drags Hikaru over to Haruhi with an evil grin on his face*
Kyoya: Plus, if that fanboy gets his way, Tamaki will have to move on.
Author-sama: *sneaks up behind Kyoya and starts playing "You Belong With Me" on his phone* This song reminds me of someone.
Kyoya: *grabs the phone and throws it across the room where it ends up hitting Tamaki in the face* F*ck you, Author.
Author-sama: Nah. You're not my type. *happily skips away*
Tamaki: Did I just get hit in the face by Taylor Swift? This must be a sign! Haruhi! Get away from that guy! Listen to the song!
Kyoya: *face palm*
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The Hosts React To Ships
FanfictionI will take a ship from OHSHC and write a certain hosts reaction to it. REQUEST!!!!!!
