galileo figaro magnifico ➳ ben hardy [1]

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theodosia (theo, love)
ben (dreamboat muscle babe)

theo, love
first of all, i miss your
dumbass face
second of all, excuse me
when the hell did you
change your name in my
phone

dreamboat muscle babe
i know but i'll be back soon,
love
also, i did it after the
dinner party when you
were wine drunk

theo, love
but when exactly because
i was hardly under the
influence at all

dreamboat muscle babe
HA OKAY
somewhere between when
i took your makeup off and
when you sprinted from
the bed to go get us crisps
sorry, "chips"

theo, love
wait
how did you figure out my
passcode

dreamboat muscle babe
easy
it was my birthday
and i know you do the
correct thing of day month
year
020191

theo, love
bold of you to have assumed
that was my passcode

dreamboat muscle babe
well, it was a correct
assumption
and i assumed so because
my passcode is 090294

theo, love
oh, now i miss you more :(

dreamboat muscle babe
i'll be back soon, love
faster than you can say
blueberry pancakes

theo, love
blueberry pancakes
(nice pulp fiction reference)

dreamboat muscle babe
i thought you would
enjoy that
but i promise, after the
baftas and before the
oscars i'll try to pop in

theo, love
don't make it a promise
say you'll try really hard

dreamboat muscle babe
all right, i'll try really hard
now go work! i'll talk to
you tonight, ma chérie

theo, love
later, mon beau