Bramblekit: Tawnykit, lets go bug Firestar!
Tawnykit: nooo
Bramblekit: yessss! I want to make him think I'm Tigerstar and FREAK HIM OUT!!!!
Tawnykit: but what if he decides to not let us be apprentices? or if he kicks us out of the clan? or if he takes away my sharpies? or, or what if he took away my NEW DRESS???? HUH?
Bramblekit: you worry too much. be a scardy mouse, I'M going to freak him out!
Tawnykit: whatever. *under breath* show off....
Bramblekit: *sits outside of Firestars den* *in deep voice* first, i think i will kill Firestar, and then i will kill Graystripe, and THEN-
Firestar: OH STARCLANS KITS TIGERSTAR IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bramblekit: thats right, I am.
Firestar: you shrunk.
Bramblekit: *in his own voice* SHUT UP FOXHEART!!!!
Firestar: O_O Bramblekit?
Bramblekit: umm... roar???
Firestar: THATS IT! YOU WILL NOT BE AN APPRENTICE FOR 5,000 MOONS, NEVER MIND THAT, YOU ARE BANNED FROM THUNDERCLAN!!!!! IF YOUR SISTER HAD BEEN PART OF THIS, SHE WOULD HAVE LOST HER SHARPIES AND HER NEW DRESS!!!!!!
Tawnykit: told you so!
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Warrior cats spoofs! XD -FINALLY DONE-
ФанфикWhere warriors have sharpies, threaten to destroy the world with big red buttons for pies, and lots more! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! Enjoy, my fellow kitty-cats! :D Let the laughing begin! Thank you everyone for reading my silly book I started years ago...