Warrior cats spoofs! XD -FINALLY DONE-

Spoof 10

all right, so by now you might know that i am obbsessed with sharpies and cats singing! ;)

Scourge: SO SO WHAT, I AM A ROCK STAR-

Bone: O_O uhh Scourge?

Scourge: oh, hi Bone. I was just, uhh, practicing for the, umm talent show!

Bone: OMG THERES A TALENT SHOW???????? in that case.... *highly off key* YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,EEE, you belong with me.....

Scourge: *pulls out his cell phone: oh, look at that! the talent show just got canncelled! heh heh oh well

Bone: aww I really wanted to be in it. WAIT!!! I KNOW! WE CAN HAVE OUR OWN TALENT SHOW!!!!!!!

Scourge: ohh, well i kinda of had a meeting with a forest cat later, so count me out.

Bone: oh. WAIT! i got it! we can perform FOR HIM!!!

Scourge: NO. if this goes well, we will live in the forest with real live prey.

Bone: oh. when we live in the forest, can we have a talent show?

Scourge: *sigh* yeah, yeah sure. just, stay out of my way during this meeting.

Bone: okay. well I'm going to go practice now. bye!

Scourge: PRACTICE QUIETLY!!!! IF THE FOREST CAT HEARS YOU, NO TALENT SHOW!!!

                                                                Later

Scourge: good evening, Tigerstar.

Tigerstar: evening Scourge. where is Bone? we need him to.

Scourge: oh, I'll go get him. *goes to Bones den* Bone! the forest cat is here, and we need you.

Bone: HE WANTS TO HEAR ME SING!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off, leaving Scourge behind*

Scourge: WAIT!!!!! DON'T SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bone: HEY FOREST CAT! LISTEN!!!! *even more off key* BABY, BABY, BABY, OOOOOH....

Scourge: *under breath* dog dung.

Tigerstar: OMG I LOVE THAT SONG!!!! *even worse than Bone* BABY, BABY, BABY, NOOOOO!

Scourge: I am surrounded with IDIOTS.