Graystripe: Happy birthday, Firestar! I got you a present!
Firestar: YAY! *opens it* WOW A REAL TRASFORMER FIGURE!!!!! THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sandstorm: I got you a present!
Firestar: OH BOY ANOTHER!!! *opens* WOW I CAN'T BELIVE YOU GOT ME THE CARS MOVIE!!!!
Leafpool: Happy Birthday, Dad! *hands him present*
Firestar: *opens it* AWESOME!!!! NEW PJS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dustpelt: *grumbling* happy birthday. here is the present from me and Ferncloud.
Firestar: SWEET! A REMOTE CONTROL TANK WITH A REAL CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tigerstar: Hey Firestar, I got you a present. *hands him it*
Firestar: What is it?
Tigerstar: It's called chocolate. it's yummy. *evil grin*
Firestar: I don't know...I don't think I'm supposed to eat it...
Tigerstar: It's your birthday! eat whatever you want!
Firestar: all right. *bites it* YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tigerstar: thats right, just eat it all.
Firestar: *gulps it all down*
Tigerstar: HA!
Firestar: what?
Tigerstar: do you feel sick at all?
Firestar: a little.....
2 minutes later
Firestar: *bouncing off the walls of camp* YAY YUMMY CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tigerstar: aww it was supposed to kill him! *storms off*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior cats spoofs! XD -FINALLY DONE-
FanfictionWhere warriors have sharpies, threaten to destroy the world with big red buttons for pies, and lots more! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! Enjoy, my fellow kitty-cats! :D Let the laughing begin! Thank you everyone for reading my silly book I started years ago...
