Firestorm- *leading around some random cat* So this WAS the ultimate, totally legit, super real contraption that I use to make it stop being cold... but Icestone fell on it... It totally wasn't my fault. She was supposed to fall in a different place when I pushed her and-
Icestone- ...Firestorm... Who's this?
Firestorm- oh this is some random cat that was lurking around our borders. It's okay tho. He said he's not a rogue.
Icestone- okay... *mutters* thats not suspicious at all...
Icestone- Anyways... What's your name... not-a-rogue?
not-a-rogue- Blazeclaw. But that's not why i'm here *pushes little blue pouch towards Icestone* This is for you
Icestone- *pokes pouch*
*pouch explodes covering Icestone is a bright blue dye*
Icestone- OH MY GOD *flails*
Firestorm- Well..... you did talk about dying your fur blue.
Icestone- *continues flailing* *screeches*
*Blazeclaw and Firestorm slowly back away*
Icestone- *still sounds like a dying whale*
*45684 minutes later*
Icestone- *Yelling something about blue not matching her shoes. Also sounds like a giraffe being murdered*
........
Jayfeather- *grumbling* What is that horrible screeching noise?!?!? It's giving me a heada- *runs into a tree*
.....
Some say to this very day... you can still here Icestone screeching.
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A/N
so...
Love you Icestone ;)
-Firestorm
Dedicated to- acreeperkiller04
sorry for the delay ;)
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Warrior cats spoofs! XD -FINALLY DONE-
FanfictionWhere warriors have sharpies, threaten to destroy the world with big red buttons for pies, and lots more! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! Enjoy, my fellow kitty-cats! :D Let the laughing begin! Thank you everyone for reading my silly book I started years ago...
