Best I Ever Had; Julian Edelman

-ˏˋ eleventh ˊˎ-

gronk: So are my faves still on for their date tonight???

jules: you bet your ass
jules: wait
jules: are we?

dev: yes of course silly

TOM BRADY: Thank god holy shit I was so worried

gronk: Same I was wiping sweat off my brow

jules: shut up both of you

gronk: Ohhhhh so it's a cRiMe now to be a supportive friend?????

jules: ur not being a supportive friend, ur being an idiot

gronk: You know what
gronk: You've really done it now
gronk: You've unleashed the beast

dolamite: i hardly check this chat but i swear on hell you guys be sending the strangest texts
dolamite: i'm only here because "You've unleashed the beast" really threw me for a loop

jimmy: Lmaoooo
jimmy: This chat could win an academy award

TOM BRADY: It would win an Espy you fool

jimmy: Idk man it's pretty picturesque
jimmy: We're kinda like The Office but NFL edition

dev: WAIT
dev: The Offense

dolamite: YOOOOOO

jimmy: THAT'S GOD

jules: GENIUS

dolamite: so belichick is michael scott hahahaha

dev: sounds about right

TOM BRADY: I'm Jim

gronk: No I'm Jim

dolamite: hate to break it to you gronky but you're kevin

jimmy: I see it

gronk: Fine
gronk: Whatever
gronk: I'll take it

dolamite: i'm ryan

TOM BRADY: Yeah okay

jules: i'm like a less violent and deranged dwight
jules: dev is my angela🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

dev: bitch i'm meredith the fuck

jimmy: I'm Phyllis

dev: ??????

jules: just let him

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private chat: jules and dev

jules: hello u sweet beautiful angel when can i come get u

dev: hello u son of a gun u can come now i'm just
dev: .......nervous.......

jules: hey what now
jules: why are u nervous :(

dev: it might have something to do with the fact that we have the realest connection i've ever felt with another person??? idk tho
dev: u just freak me out

jules: that has a little bit of a negative connotation bubs

dev: i didn't mean it that way
dev: to put it lightly i have never taken the high road much in my life
dev: there's more room for me on the low road