Best I Ever Had; Julian Edelman

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personally i thought this chapter was so funny to write so i hope u guys do as well
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jules: pretty girl let's take it off in this room

dev: excuse me

jules: no time to waste girl u know what we came to do

dev: woah????

jules: we got all night to try and get it right girl
jules: i hope you're ready babe, cause here we go you know how we do

dev: OH
dev: IT AINT MY FIRST TIME BUT BABY GIRL WE CAN PRETEND

jules: HEY LETS BUMP N GRIND GIRL TONIGJT WILL NEVER END

dev: CAN I TAKE YOU DOWNNNN

jules: I REALLY WANNA TAKE U DOWNNNNN

dev: a good ass song

jules: i'm glad u like it because it will be playing when we bump n grind girl cuz tonight will never end

dev: wellllll i hate u and i'm scared of confrontation so idk if that's happening

jules: hey buttercup i was just messin around we don't gotta do anything

dev: well i mean
dev: talking about this scares me but lets just jump right in folks
dev: what if.......u.....hate my body......

jules: stop right there before i snipe u
jules: i already love ur body and i haven't even seen it yet because frankly i don't give a hoot what your body looks like since i'm here for you and not in a materialistic way
jules: i'm tryna fuck ur soul

dev: that's sound logic

jules: mhm
jules: but seriously devon please don't ever feel pressured to do anything you're not ready for with me? that's not what this is about
jules: i just want you to feel comfortable
jules: and if right now that's not where you're at i understand
jules: just always talk to me about it, that's all i ask

dev: why am i melting rn
dev: ur literally an angel bye

gronk: Wow yes my babies i'm here for this

dev: WHAT THE FUCK

jules: WHAT THE FUCK
jules: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE THIS IS A PRIVATE CHAT
jules: HOW ARE YOU HERE

gronk: It's a funny story really
gronk: Actually no it's not funny at all, really I just hacked Julian's phone and added myself into the chat

jules: GET OUT
jules: LIKE RIGHT NOW

gronk: It was all just a huge misunderstanding!

dev: based on what you said this was intentional

gronk: Oh wait
gronk: Yea lol it was
gronk: I forgot the definition of misunderstanding for a min