Best I Ever Had; Julian Edelman

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jules added my baby to the chat

my baby: wait what is this

617-555-2480: Jules who is this

617-555-3178: Wait is this Pookie?

my baby: you TOLD THEM????

jules: sorry dev:(
jules: guys this is devon, please give her a warm welcome

617-555-2480: All in favor of adding devon to your contacts as pookie say "I"

617-555-3178: I

617-555-6132: I

617-555-4593: I

617-555-2317: I

617-555-1253: I

617-555-2480: Hell yeah
617-555-2480: Anyways hi pookie, nice to finally meet you, I'm Rob

pookie: WAIT
pookie: OMFG

617-555-3178: I'm Tom. Hi Pookie :)

pookie: No No No Omgdnrkenwkdcks

617-555-6132: Chandler Jones! Nice to meet you.

pookie: Holy Shi t

617-555-4593: i'm dolamite and i already love you because of how much you roast julian on the daily

jules: rude

pookie: I'm cryIng rn

617-555-2317: Hi pookie, I'm Jimmy Garoppolo.

pookie: AGHHHhH

617-555-1253: I'm Martellus Bennett, how you doin?

dolamite: okay personally marty i'm offended by that introduction because you stole joey tribbiani's signature phrase

marty: Ok listen
marty: I hate u

jules: alright guys stop fighting i need your help
jules: devon doesn't want to go to grissom's party tonight

gronk: Wtf why not
gronk: Devon come!!!! We want to meet the girl Jules can't stop talking about

pookie: he talks about me?????

jules: NO
jules: THAT'S NOT TRUE

TOM BRADY: He's actually lying right to your face.
TOM BRADY: Well, actually, to your phone....but still. He's lying. You're all Julian's been talking about for the past month.

jules: STOP

TOM BRADY: Shut up this is payback for you making fun of my hair the other day:(

pookie: julian why the hell would you make fun of tom brady's hair

jules: it's getting TOO LONG
jules: something must be done

TOM BRADY: This is so offensive...it's my winter hair I need it thick to keep me warm :(

gronk: Oh my god Julian
gronk: You're making Tom sad you asshole

chandler: Cut it out Jules

jimmy: Yeah, not cool

jules: tom i'm sorry