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617-555-0188: yo domino's it's devon, could i get the usual? just cheese thank u

617-555-1013: i hate to break it to you devon, but this isn't domino's

617-555-0188: bullshit! i've had this number saved on my phone for years
617-555-0188: quit playin domino's u know me

617-555-1013: devon u got the wrong number

617-555-0188: well then who the hell is this
617-555-0188: and can you please bring me a just cheese pizza

617-555-1013: my name is julian and i refuse to deliver pizza to anyone who orders just cheese

617-555-0188: julian as in king julian
617-555-0188: like from madagascar

617-555-1013: no, julian as in edelman
617-555-1013: like from massachusetts

617-555-0188: is this a joke
617-555-0188: domino's are u pranking me because if u are i deserve a discount on that pizza

617-555-1013: THIS ISN'T DOMINO'S

617-555-0188: so you're telling me that i messed up domino's number and am now texting julian edelman
617-555-0188: seems a little far-fetched if you ask me

617-555-1013: devon i swear to you this is not domino's pizza

617-555-0188: ok nice try but there's no way you're julian edelman

617-555-1013: i am!!!!!!

617-555-0188: prove it mr. "i'm not domino's"

617-555-1013:

617-555-1013: you woke me up when you texted me

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617-555-1013: you woke me up when you texted me

617-555-0188: shit
617-555-0188: so i guess this isn't domino's
617-555-0188: now i'm really embarrassed

617-555-1013: the only thing you have to be embarrassed about is liking just cheese pizza

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