617-555-0188: yo domino's it's devon, could i get the usual? just cheese thank u
617-555-1013: i hate to break it to you devon, but this isn't domino's
617-555-0188: bullshit! i've had this number saved on my phone for years
617-555-0188: quit playin domino's u know me617-555-1013: devon u got the wrong number
617-555-0188: well then who the hell is this
617-555-0188: and can you please bring me a just cheese pizza617-555-1013: my name is julian and i refuse to deliver pizza to anyone who orders just cheese
617-555-0188: julian as in king julian
617-555-0188: like from madagascar617-555-1013: no, julian as in edelman
617-555-1013: like from massachusetts617-555-0188: is this a joke
617-555-0188: domino's are u pranking me because if u are i deserve a discount on that pizza617-555-1013: THIS ISN'T DOMINO'S
617-555-0188: so you're telling me that i messed up domino's number and am now texting julian edelman
617-555-0188: seems a little far-fetched if you ask me617-555-1013: devon i swear to you this is not domino's pizza
617-555-0188: ok nice try but there's no way you're julian edelman
617-555-1013: i am!!!!!!
617-555-0188: prove it mr. "i'm not domino's"
617-555-1013:
617-555-1013: you woke me up when you texted me
617-555-0188: shit
617-555-0188: so i guess this isn't domino's
617-555-0188: now i'm really embarrassed617-555-1013: the only thing you have to be embarrassed about is liking just cheese pizza
617-555-0188:
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Best I Ever Had; Julian Edelman
Fanfiction617-555-0188: julian as in king julian 617-555-0188: like from madagascar 617-555-1013: no, julian as in edelman 617-555-1013: like from massachusetts - Falling in love has never been easy for Devon Sadler. She's had a rough time when it comes to...