Rantaro Amani: and the ten evil exes

The moment I saw you

Rantaro Amani was absolutely DESPAIRFUL. He wasn't with his family of Avocados. Whatever will he do? He had a pregnant avocado wife and a whole family. His father however thought it was unhealthy for him to fuck the "produce". How dare he refer to his women as that?!?

Now he wasn't in Avocadoville being tutored anymore. Instead he was walking into school with his small pen pal Kokichi Oma. He was pissed off at first When his father had planned to send him off to a private school. Until, the small gay gremlin suggested he'd go to his school. All the way in Dangan, California. Of course Rantaro kidnapped his wife but the rest of the avocados were being tortured by his evil father.

Rantaro

Kokichi was a short purple haired boy. He was quite shy and stuttered a lot but I thought it was cute. Today Kokichi wore a long purple kimono that matched his lovely eyes. He wore two butterfly hair clips and an adorable smile.

As Kokichi skipped in front of the campus he was hit in the side by a boy in a leather jacket. Kokichi fell on the ground and cried. The bully looked less scarier than Kokichi described. Kaito had bullied Oma for years. He was fierce looking and his purple hair was a mess. He wore a gang suit and had boys behind him.

I was about to punch the kid when a ton of Kokichi's fan girls from the public schools raged. They tore up Kaito and Kokichi got up and giggled and held my hand as we went into the school. Before we left I noticed the gang of dudes laughing at the scene. The baby faced leader seemed to be watching me though. He had a threatening aura to him but I ignored it.

Kokichi wasn't quite popular at his school but outside of it girls would fan girl and fall at his feet. Even when he came out last year they still loved him. He was a popular YouTube cover singer. People at this school took advantage of him because he was small and was on a scholarship. Now I was here with him. I would try my very best to protect him and keep him from harm.

As we walked into the school he dragged me to the office and than left me to go to class. I sat around for what felt like hours.I was annoyed and bored until she came out of the office.

The girl had blonde hair and intimidating lavender eyes. Her style was absolutely amazing. She had a short black dress and high heels. The girl wore a smirk as she exited with a blue detention slip. The principal was yelling something at her but I couldn't hear. All I could see was her. Suddenly our eyes met and my heart exploded with butterflies. Whoever this girl was I would marry her someday. She smiled brightly and than exited.

"Rantaro Amani," the man called out to me. I followed him into the office. He lectured me on good manners and on how to keep the schools morale high. I smiled and pretended to listen nodding my head. He was a odd man. He was small and old. His walls were filled with hentai and certificates. He wore round glasses and had a big MUSTACHE. His lavender eyes were filled with HOPE as he dabbed and jumped onto the table dancing. Finally he gave me my schedule and walked me to my first class.

He kicked me in and ran off giggling with glee. My ass hurt but I managed to stand upright. I turned around and saw a small teacher with pink hair and a magical girl outfit approach me.

"Hello I'm Monomi Usami and I'm your new teacher." She exclaimed with pure joy. "Let's make this year your best. Go and introduce yourself to the class."

I walked up to a pedestal nervously and stood in front of my new classmates. Kokichi gave me a small thumbs up. In front of him sat Kaito who glared at me. A giant man with green hair clapped and yelled, "speak you hick." The girl from earlier was there watching me as a short girl with red hair whispered in her ear. A boy with blue hair admired her with a twisted grin not paying attention to me. I'm guessing that he's the student boy president Kokichi loved so much. His name was Shuiche Saihara.

" I'm Rantaro Amani! I'm from the small town of Avocadoville and I'm married to an avocado."

Almost everyone burst out laughing. Kokichi's eyes widened. He knew that I was completely serious.Usami gave me a disappointing glance and my crush's jaw dropped. I have a feeling I won't be here long.

Kokichi

I walked with my pen pal Rantaro to lunch. He was an old fellow but he was handsome. Too bad he's straight. He wore overalls and had a stick in his mouth. Earlier he had shown me his avocado wife and I was a bit freaked out but delighted.

I sat him down at our table and we began chatting about tonight's plans. Chihiro sat down. Today he wore a lovely green dress. He was as shy as me but a lot more fragile. I immediately cursed myself for what would happen next.

"Who's this pretty girl," Rantaro asked me.

"I'm a guy and my name is Chihiro." He reached for Rantaro's hands and shook them.I was shocked when I saw Chihiro gazing in Rantaro's eyes with a look of complete lust. I'm going to have the ULTIMATE depression. That's when an explosion went off and Nagito walked in.

"I sure do HOPE your not doing introductions without me," the crazy boy said as he ran over to Rantaro and shook his hand. " I'm Nagito Komaeda. I can see the talent dripping off of you. Oh how I want to suck that talent off of...."

"There will be no SUCKING in this school environment." A loud voice boomed. Ishimaru pointed at Nagito and I knew the battle was on. Rantaro watched in wonder as my two friends started to battle with their toys.

"Wait I'm sorry you must be the boy our Kokichi is so fond of," i squeaked  at that statement. "I'm Kiyotaka Ishimaru." And with that he was introduced to my incredibly weird gay crew. Later we would become a band and kick a lot of ass. But for now Rantaro was going on about Avocados and we were losers.

Rantaro

I was telling my new friends about my love for avocados when she walked in. I found out her name was Kaede. I stopped speaking and my food feel out my mouth. Her perfect her was blowing and she slowly walked to her table with a small lunch bag. Behind her was a girl who's name I learned was Himiko. Kaede sat in between to a boy who's scarf was full of hamsters and a girl who was playing with cards and had a huge pile of money.

Suddenly Nagito snapped his fingers in my face. A huge smile was his face.  Kokichi and Chihiro both looked at me with fear.

"I knew it you like Kaede," Kokichi stuttered nervously and he and Chihiro held eachother nervously.

"So what if I do."

"You can't like her."

"Why is that."

"The 10 evil exes."

"Wtf are you talking about Panta child."

What are the evil exes? Will Rantaro convert to match the groups sexuality? And will the avocado wife be replaced? Find out next time I feel like continuing this story! Which might be never or soon.