And I'm a NUDE-le!

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THAT PICTURE ^^^

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Ant: I'm home!

Dec: Do you want lunch... or do you want me?

Ant: I'll have lunch.

Dec: *mumbles angrily*

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Ant: We've known each other for a while now and I've been thinking that maybe it's time to take a step forward in our relationship.

Dec: What?

Ant: *kneels down on one knee*

Dec: ...

Ant: *pulls out sticky note* Here. My wifi password.

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Dec: Are you... blushing?

Ant: What? No...

Dec: Did I  get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass Ant to blush?

Ant: No... it's... it's the cold!

Dec: Huh. It's the cold. And not that I told you "your face is beautiful and I bet the rest of you is too?"

Ant: *blushing harder* *voice cracks* N-no...

kashariak I REALLY want you to use this in Unconditional! (if you can) XxX    
I think I've said that before... lol

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Ant: *looking at restaurant menu* So, what do you want?

Dec: *whispers* You

Ant: What?

Dec: I said fondue.

Ant: ..? I don't think they serve fondue at McDonald's

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Ant: Dec, pick your underwear off the floor!

Dec: Why? You're the one that threw them there yesterday. Remember?

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Dec: *dramatically collapses on the floor*  I feel like spaghetti!

Ant: *removes his clothes and puts his arms in the air* And I'm a NUDE-le

Dec: *speechless*

Ant: See? We were meant to be. *walks away still naked*

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Ant: Being attractive is so inconvenient. Like, how am I supposed to do things if I'm constantly surrounded by fan girls?

Dec: Open your mouth and your personality will drive them away

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