" (Y/n)? My date? My girlfriend? My wife?! "

He asked himself aloud.
His blue pupils turning into hearts.

" Oh no...Oh no! Sans that wasn't what I was trying to say! I was just asking- "

Sans interrupted with his twisted romatization.

" Wowzers! Me being with my human...our souls binded for all eternity? "

He said to himself.
Sans REALLY like the idea.
Papyrus? Not so much.
Papyrus shook him, snapping Sans out of his little fantasy.

"Sans! Being friends is one thing! Being married is a whole other meatball!"

Papyrus tried to warn.

" Oh...I see... "

Swap glared at his brother.

" Y-you do? Then what's with that weird look? "

Bags formed underneath Papyrus' eyes.

" You're just telling me that so YOU can marry her! "

He accused.

" Whaaat?? Sans that's ridiculous! "

" Don't deny it brother, I've figured it out! But you better stay back because I had a crush on her first! "

He argued.
Papyrus rolled his eyes.
Blue, gave the floor a quiet stomp punctuating the end of this conversation.
He smiled to himself, ' winning ' the argument. He walked down stairs to join the human.
Walking into the kitchen, an even bigger smile of his face.

" How's the food human?! "

He asked, serving himself and sitting down next to her.

" It's delicious! Thanks for dinner! "

You beamed, taking another bite with Sans' special fork.

He blushed deeply admiring your radiance as bits of food got on your face.
Papyrus sat down as well, his appetite somewhat lost because of the recent argument.
Papyrus looked at his brother, with exhausted eyes.
He scoffed at how pathetic his brother was being.
He has had a few girlfriends in the past but papyrus has NEVER EVER seen such puppy love delusion coming from his own older brother.

What was so special about her?
What was so special about being human?
The most papyrus could understand was that you were different.
He shifted his gaze to you, trying to find any sort of attraction to you.
When he looked at you all he saw was...human.
Like how when humans looked at animals all they see is...an animal.

Papyrus shook the thought of comparing beastiality knowing that was completely different.
He straightened his back, yours and sans' voice muffled by his own thoughts.
He cringed abit before looking at you again, this time looking past appearances.

Okay, she's uhhh humble I guess...
She's friendly... which is FINE.
She's also abit of a goofball.
I'd say her sense of humor is pretty... good.

Papyrus blinked, feeling a sudden warmth in his chest.

' What the hell? '

He thought to himself.
The longer he looked at you the warmer his chest had gotten.
What's going on??
What's happening to me??

His pupils suddenly turned heart shape as he reminisced about the day you two had, full of jokes and humorous banter.
Is this what Sans see's in the human?
Papyrus thought as (Y/n) finally made eye contact with him.

"Is everything alright Papy?"

She asked.
Sans flinched at the nickname once more.
Taking a few gulps of water to moisturize his suddenly dry throat.

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