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9. Merry Cridmas

°9.° Merry Cridmas

(Sorry if you don't like Shane Dawson or his boyfriend Ryland.. youll see why.)

Fuckin Mystery Gang
[Sal, Ash, Todd, Larry, (Y/N)]

Sal: Good morning beautiful people
Ash: someone's happy this morning
Sal: Ash it's fuckin Christmas Eve am I not allowed to be chipper
Ash: you're never chipper
Sal: New year's resolutions
Sal: early
Larry: I'm ready to get presents
Sal: I'm your present merry Christmas
Larry: just what I wanted
Larry: a turd nugget
Sal: fuck u dude
Larry: luv u bro
Sal: bro
Larry: bro
Sal: brooooo
Larry: broo
Ash: stfu OMG
Todd: whet
Ash: they're being weird again
Todd: when aren't they
Todd: we all shouldn't be surprised at this point
Ash: damn you right
Larry: where's my babe
Ash: with her babe
Sal: damn
Larry: fuck that dude man we haven't seen her in like a week
Ash: that's what he does
Sal: did we ever find out if that was him at the mall
Ash: I asked jon but be didn't work that day so he wouldn't know.
Larry: but aren't they like butt buddies or something
Ash: 🙄
Larry: sorry
Larry: aren't they up each other asses all the time
Ash: not any better
Ash: you're just mad cause she's not dating you.
Larry: slightly but
Larry: wasn't he like a big ass creep in school
Ash: I don't think so?
Larry: yeah I think he was
Sal: freshman year? Yeah he was a senior
Sal: you probably didn't see him much cause you took fancy classes with Todd
Ash: and??
Larry: he used to just like stare at girls and once got caught in the girls bathroom
Ash: I call mega bs but ok
Sal: he's not lying
Ash: well he doesn't seem that way anymore plus she's happy so why are you guys all upset
Larry: we just want what's best for her
Larry: which is me
Sal: 😂
Larry: fight me fucker
Sal: ok be there at 3:20
Larry: more like 4:20
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Larry: aw fuck you guys

I woke up pretty late on Christmas Eve. I got back from Derrick's house at, probably, 3:30 am. I didn't want to be out that late, but he begged that I stay.
Today was our Friendmas exchange and I had one more present to get, which was for Sal. I couldn't think of anything to get him. I had got Ash a new set of choker necklaces (since she's really been getting into them the last few months), some Bath and Body stuff she had pointed out, and the full series The Office on DVD. It's her favorite show and makes references to it all the time.

I got Larry some limited edition Sanity's Fall merch. I remember I sat with him during the launch and he was pissed because he hadn't started his job yet, so he didn't have any money. He also refused to let me buy him something (even though I did). It was a new shirt, kinda like the one he always wears, but this one was black with gray writing. Then I got him a new wallet since his old one literally couldn't hold money anymore.

For Todd I got him a couple new shirts, since he said he was looking for something different to wear every day. Just some weird shirts. There was one with a pug on it, I thought it was cute. Another with just some polka dots on them, and another that was space and it looked really cool. Then I got him a telescope. He told me that he was trying to get into stars. But, it's hard to do without a telescope. It was on sale at the big bulk store a few towns over, so I thought "Why not?"

But, then my mind blanked for Sal. He wasn't a man of many things. He didn't ask for things, even though it was Christmas. I was going back to the store today, to see if anything jumped out as being the perfect present for him.

Me: Hey Ash, you wanna go to the store with me? I still have to get something for sal 😕
Ash: lol sure I'll be over in 15.
Me: 😘

I quickly got dressed into something warm. Today was the coldest it's been all winter. So I grabbed a shirt with a hoodie, some thicker pants and nice wool socks, and my snow boots.