aries: get a job nerd
taurus: really intimidating and likes plants
gemini: u talk too fast
cancer: cute and probably cries a lot
leo: sexy and definitely cries a lot
virgo: the one who's only friend is their dog
libra: satan's cousin 3 times removed
scorpio: pretty ok with murder
saggitarius: wow ok rude
capricorn: *mr krabs voice* money
aquarius: came from the 11th plane of the void
pisces: really excited about birthday parties
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Randomzodiac memes and stuff (Most credit goes to people on tumblr since I found most of content there)
