aries- "sometimes i get emotional over fonts"
taurus- "you can basically say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put 'lol' at the end"
gemini- "i love me"
cancer- "i specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! what do i have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery??!! ugh!"
leo- "I love everybody... only thing I don't like is taxes... me and taxes gon' fight"
virgo- "sometimes i push the 'door close' button on people running towards the elevator. i need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary"
libra- "we lookin' crazy fresh! where's paparazzi when you need 'em?"
scorpio- "i could never do stand up cause I do jokes better when i'm sitting"
saggitarius- "i think it's only ok for a dude to call you baby if they're a hollywood agent and you kind of cringe when they say it or if y'all hoopin'"
capricorn- "french fries are the devil"
aquarius- "so nirvana can have a naked human being on the cover but i can't have a PAINTING of a monster with no arms and a polka dot tail and wings"
pisces- "i hate when i'm on a flight and i wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this water bottle"
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Randomzodiac memes and stuff (Most credit goes to people on tumblr since I found most of content there)
