You mada faka!! Sans X Reader (Hardcore Lemon)

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Admin: Hello Everyone before we start this my first ever hardcore lemons so .... enjoy ya sinners :3

Lancer: Requested by @SteveResquestedthis

Lander: also admin?

Admin: ya?

Lancer: wut are lemons?

Admin: *smirks* just listen my child~

Lancer: okie *puts something on his ear* :3
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Narrato's Pov
Your a human who has fell into the underground, you had the (f/c) soul and have been living in the underground with the skelebros ever since and you happen to have a crush sans while on papyrus... you kinda treat him like a brother

Over awhile you notice that sans has been distant to you, you didn't really understand why but ehhh you shrug it off and had a party to planed anyways, yes you heard me you had a party to plan with Metaton and he was your best friend other than Papy and Temmie

You were now at Mtt.resort and boi was the place busy, you and Metaton were dicrecting monsters to set up the place, until suddenly Sans showed up, he walk up to you and you SEAM to notice he SEAM to be sweating and had a blue hue spread across his face "hey kiddo, mind if I tell ya something?" He ask and you notice his voice seem to be shaky? "Sure!" you repply and told Mtt you'll be back for moment which he agreed, you then walk with sans outside the resort and he takes you to the back other backside of the ressort and into an ally

When you got there, it took a good 10 seconds before someone said something "so sans what is it you wanted to tell me-" before you finish your sentence he pin you to the wall with both hands above your neck "S-sans?!" You stutter he then lick his lips (teeth?) And whisper something to your ear Seductively "met me at my house after your done with this~ I really need your help (y/n) please your the only one who can help me with this~" he suddenly wink and teleported away leaving your there in a Blushing mess

After you finish with Metaton you quickly got back home to Snowdin while also thanking the riverperson once you got to the house, it was Dark, Papyrus wasn't here cause he was planning a party with undyne and alphys somewhere

WARNING!!! OHH!! YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMMING UP SINNERS

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You suddenly heard groans and screaming and the bed shaking it was sans voice and with some people, you walk up stairs as the groans and screams became louder every second, you were nervous but ready and concern who were those other voices and why do they seem to be familier

You finally got to the door, you were hesitant on opening the door then suddnely two buttons appears with a dialog that said

'Will you go there and help?'

Yes

Or*

No

You suddenly press

Yes*

Or

No

And turn the door and walk in to see...
































Sans: SKELETONS DON'T HAVE NUTS YA DINGUS!!!!

SUPRISE MADA FAKAS!!!
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Admin: HA! YOU JUST GOT PRANK YOU THIRSTY MADA FAKAS!! 😂😂😂
(I'm ready for your hate comments :3)
If you guys saw this literally coming and omg! Marry me! 😂
I know lots of you are probaly gonna kill meh but this was sooo worth it to make 😂 and for those of you who are concern
*walks up to lancer and pulls his ear plugs* he has been wearing this the hole time and I also give out hints that this was fake like the

Title
Username or the one who requested which was steve all along
*waves to the camera man*

Steve: *thumbs up*

Admin: also the reason why I added party planning stuff cause my B-day is tomorrow (jan 5) XD also my mom actually ask me 'what do you want to on your Birthday?' 'I walk like ...SANS PLUSH' and practically nothing else

Sj: *appears out of nowhere and the admin* HAPPY 15TH B-day Creator!!

Admin: awww thank you child but its actually tomorro-

Sj: where's the cake!?

Admin:......*facepalm*

Sj: Uehee hee I'm just messing with ya, a little jerk never wouldn't hurt anybody, well pershaps yes but anything can happen

Admin: --____-- let's just finish sitting the decor and I can't wait to see how much views this gets the more the views the more peps I know who were expecting something else 😂👌

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Hey guys! I hope ya enjoy this page and sorry I prank ya I was really in the mood for this ..... PLEASEDON'THATEMEFORTHIS this was just a joke and nothing else.... so uhhh have a wonderful day and bye :3

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