Creepypastas on Crack 2

The perfect height

Andy:-Trying to get the cookies- WHY AM I SO FRICKING SHORT!!!!!!!

River: -Tauntingly-Hey, you're not short, you're fun sized right?

Andy: -Unimpressed- I'm about to to punch you in the balls...

River: O_O

Andy: y-yeah.. I-I am literally the perfect height

River: Pl-please don't....

Andy:-Punches him in Dingle berry-

River: FUK!!!!-Falls to his knees-

Andy:-Drags him over and uses him as a stepping stool and grabs the cookies- Bye, Big bro!

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Sorry for no chapter yesterday, I was working on the next Black Butler. Sorry! So have a River being in pain :3