Creepypastas on Crack 2

Andy roasting comp

1.) -Thanksgiving time-

Andy:-Gorging herself in food-

River: If you keep eating like that, you'll get fat.-was joking-

Andy: -.- I see you speak from experience.

River:......

Midnight: Andy, No, It's thanksgiving
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2.)

Andy:-Dress as

Leana: I see maturity hasn't kicked in

Andy: I see menopause did.

Leana: I'm confused
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3.)

Leana: Why are you out so often, you need to come home more

Andy: So does Ben husband, But we ain't complaining there, are we dearly

Ben: BITCH!!

Andy: Woof!
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4.) -Highschool A.U-

Aunt: YOU ARE NOT GAY!!! LAYING WITH ANOTHER OF THE SAME GENDER IS AN ABOMINATION!!!

Andy: So is that hairdo! But I ain't complaining
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5.)

Andy:-Talking about a Manga she read to Toby- And then!! She went pow! Pow! And punches the Antagonist in the face! And he flew like fifty feet!! Then! She zoomed over to him! And threw him into the sky Then sh-

Nina: You talk about Manga way to much! How often do you shut you mouth!

Andy: Not as often you trying to spread your legs to Jeff

Toby: BURN!!!!!
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6.)

Andy:-In a human disguise and is watching kit at the park-

Kit: AUNTY!! WATCH THIS!!! -Summer salts-

Andy: Good job kit!

Lady:-Holding her child's hand- Um excuse me, Can you tell your nephew to pull his pants up.

Andy: I will when you pull up ya boobs. And, why you looking at my nephew's hind quarters?
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7.)

Jeff: Am I ugly?

Andy: God makes no one ugly

Jeff: Strange, Being nice, But thanks

Andy: So...Who thE HELL MADE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Liu:-Appears like terminator-

Andy: 0-0 -Jumps through a trap door in the wall and shuts it- NOT TODAY SATAN!!!!
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8.)

Liu: Bitch

Andy: I've been called worse

Liu: Like What?

Andy: Your girlfriend

Liu:-heavy sigh- I'll give you that one
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9.)

Andy:-Blasting music in her headphones-

Ben: -Pulls an earphone Out-What the hell are you listening

Andy: -Clicks her tongue- Your life story! It's called drowning
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10.)

River: God, your hair's nappy

Andy: my hair's healthier than your marriage...Fricken third ass marriage

Ben: WHAT!!!! YOU SAID I WAS THE FIRST

River: You are!

Andy: And Let it begin

Midnight: What put you in a bad mood?

Andy: Life-Falls forward hitting her head on the table-

Midnight:-Patting her back-

~Angry screaming-