So...uhm...
I was on my altnerate account which I made like a few months ago, and I was just looking around my profile...
And I saw my old fanfics which I wrote, and...uhm...
(P.s. my alt is Calista_Bloom)
So. Hecking. Bad.
H-here, do you want a sample of the younger version of Cupcake's writing?
"Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn! Ughh, where did I put it?! It's so frustrating that... UGH! Why now, out of all things? And-"
"Erm... Calista? Are you okay?" Chrom asked, coming inside her tent. "...Yes... I can't find my Thoron tome... And if I can't find my tome, it'll lead to catastrophes on th-"
"Oh, you mean this?" He held up a book with a lightning mark on it. "YES, where'd you find it? ...wait, if you have it then... Chrom, did you take my tome?" Calista asked suspiciously. "Umm... Y-yeah, sorry... I was just kinda interested-"
"It's fine... Can I have it back?" She asked, politely. "Can you reach it? Heh..." he put it up to his forehead, asking for Calista to jump and get it. "Chrom, come on! You know I'm not that tall! Give it back!!" She was struggling; practically treating this as if it were work of the enemy stand.
"I'm only 4'11 and you're like, 6'5! Chrom, please!! Please, please, pleeeaassee!" Calista kept on yelping and jumping, trying to reach her tome. "Calista, you're our tactician, strongest mage and can kill anything that stands in your way, and you're only 21- damnit..."
"Heh... You're right, I might be able to kill you... Now, give back the tome, please? Before I get Tharja to cast a hex on you!" Okay, what she was saying was ironic, but she needed that tome. Plus, Tharja was like a sister to her. "Okay, okay, haha... Here."
"Thank you!" She hugged him, which was a surprise. She wasn't this energetic before. "What? We're married, right? Anywho, see you!"
...y-yeah! Uhm...
I'll just try to rewrite that...and...
