mini chapter: Miles pranks Mercedes

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Hey bitches. It's currently 09-05-2022, I wanted to let all the bad bitches know that I just had my baby💜 he's the cutest thing, don't mind the bad camera quality. I didn't take the pic

Miles POVAnyone remember when yesterday she said my breath stanky and stuff

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Miles POV
Anyone remember when yesterday she said my breath stanky and stuff. She got another thing coming. Sorry not sorry baby girl. It's your turn to be mad, especially hungry and afraid.

I'm currently chilling with my Mercedes at my house, in my room. I get up and put my shoes on. "Ay I'm gonna go and get us some McDonald's." I said to Mercedes, that was currently watching Amazing world of gumball.
"Okay thank you." She said. "Who said I was getting you some?" I said. She looks at me like she's a mad black woman...well she is really. But still. She just stares... I gotta go.

I made it to my car and drove away.

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"Hello this is McDonald's how may I take your order." The lady in the intercom said. I looked on the mini billboard and decided to get a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a large tropical Sprite.

Before I got to McDonald's I had got the dead frog and dead roaches The lady handed me our food and I payed. (gotta pay first before you get the food).

I sped out of the driveway and to my house. I parked in my driveway and got Mercedes's drink and put the dead frog into the burger and dropped the dead roaches in her drink. I was done with all that and I got the food and got outta the car.

I went into my room and Mercedes is on her phone playing Temple Run. "Oh thank you Miles! The way to my heart is by food." Mercedes said smiling ear to ear. She eats a bit of her fries and her burger.

Screams erupt from Mercedes as the frog falls into her lap. "Miles what the hell!" She says slapping me into next week.

20 minutes later.
She sat there. Just sat that. She took a few sips of her drink. And then spat it out.. roaches and all.

"Miles. This is one of your pranks. Don't talk to me. I don't even wanna eat McDonald's no more. Bruh I ought to slap you again. What if I would've got rabies from the frog? Or is it worts.. That scared me bro. Keep playing and I'mma knock your head off your shoulders. Your momma put you in this world and I'll take you out." She said in one breath.

"Ain't nobody fault but yours. But sorry.." I said ask she walked out of the room.

"Not." I said laughing and throwing the drink and the frog burger into the trash. Got her good.

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