When they're drunk

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BTS When they're drunk 🍻


Namjoon

- You came home from a wedding
- Ya boi is drunk
- You took him to the bed and told him to sleep
- One hour later you hear footsteps
- All of a sudden you hear expensive girl blasting from namjoons studio
- Your grab your phone and went to the studio
- You saw him dancing with his dick out
- You stared recording it so you could show it to him the next day


Jin

- You were trying to sleep but heard strange noises coming from the kitchen, so you got up and went to the kitchen ye
- "AHAAA"
- "jin what the hell are you doing"
- "boiling beer"
- You gave him an unimpressed look
- "wait.. no dad jokes today?"
- "the only joke here is you"
- WELL DAMN THAT WENT FROM A TO A 100 REAL QUICK


Yoongi

- Is actually dead
- "yoongi, why did you drink so much alcohol"
- "i didn't drink much at all"
- lol
- "you can't even open your eyes, dude"
- "I don't have to open my eyes to see through your bullshit, y/n"
- Falls asleep -2 seconds later
- rip


J-Hope

- Questions his life choices
- Is staring at the floor
- "hoseok u ok?"
- "most of the time shouting is to make sure someones hear or understands you, but often times it makes them not want to listen. But whispering is usually done to prevent someone from hearing or understanding while often making someone want to hear."
- What the hell is going on inside his head
- "alright then. See you later, hosik"


Jimin

- His face is squashed to the floor
- He's doing a lot of aegyo
- "diminie is hungry!"
- You enjoyed watching him being an idiot
- "ooqoqooqoaj"
- You drag his ass to bed
- He pulls you onto his lap and looks you in the eyes
- "ride me"
- It was serious for 2 seconds
- "DIKINIE IS TIRED!"


Taehyung

- Extra as fuHck
- Is having a very deep conversation with the wall
- "look, you're too good for her, so just leave her"
- "taehyung what the hell are you doing?"
- "i'm giving advice to my friend, william. Can't you see?"
- He needs help
- "But.. thats a wall"
- *dramatic gasps*
- "cover your ears, timothy, she's just hating on you"


Jungkook

- Super quiet
- Just stares at you while you're talking to him
- Is literally dead
- "jungkook cmon, talk to me"
- *silence*
- "don't say anything if you think i'm very pretty and hot"
- "what do you want to talk about?"








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