Gryffindor
Dying your hair in the bathroom sink, wearing sunglasses indoor because "I look cool ok", always has to me doing something with their hands, candid photos and expert meme usage, gets a new hobby every other week, emotionally unstable, uses cheesy quotes for Instagram photos, lips painted red and messy signatures
Ravenclaw
"The book is better", reading Wikipedia articles for fun, talks in vine refences, 100% obsessed with Greek mythology at some point, mum jeans and cropped everything, a strong distaste for modern art, too many fandoms, a million tabs open on your phone, stopping mid-sentence to point out a dog
Hufflepuff
Instagram is 80% photos of them frolicking in a field, runs an aesthetic blog, horrible puns and purposely bad pickup lines, obscure indie movies, hair dyed every colour of the rainbow, wanted to be a makeup artist, brutally soft, will fuck you up if you hurt their friends, boho chic
Slytherin
Listening to albums on vinyl because aesthetic, wearing the same 5 pieces of jewelry everyday, coffee hoe, makes a new playlist for every situation, says "fight me" a lot but cant walk up flight of stairs without getting winded, childhood role model is Peggy Carter, can name their friends third childhood pet but can't remember what they had for breakfast, walking out of the movie theater at night and feeling like you've traveled to another dimension
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Hogwarts Houses
NáhodnéDescriptions, stereotypes, scenarios, and more! Feel free to request! Hope you enjoy! Completed ✔️ Check out book #1! *Not all are written by me!!* *Creds To Original Authors, mainly on tumblr so check them out to give them the praise. I'm just sh...
