Leafpool's Guide On How To NOT Break The Code

Episode #5

Leafpool: *fiddling with phone Camera* So! Turns out our cam was — uh very old and it couldn't take up any more videos. So I took Squirrelflight's phone to record this. Alderheart has been fired for messing with the memory!

Briarlight: Mmh. Hopefully we'll have a new camera by — episode... *glances at Leafpool who murmurs something* Episode 20?

Leafpool: So — we're a lil unprepared, but no worries! It'll all go to plan once we...think of a plan ;-;

*Suddenly, ze wild Millie drags 'Briarlight' which is actually Jayfeather into the den and stops. Looking.*

Millie: Leafpool, Briarboo needs — *stops and sees Briarlight beside Leafpool and blinks. Taking this strange vision in* TWO BRIARBOO'S!! MAH DREAM! *drags both Briarlight's outside with her, laughing manically*

Leafpool: *stares* My assistant has vanished

Spiderpaw: *magically appears* No shoot Sherlock *disappears again*

Leafpool: BLOSSOMFALL!

*The tortoiseshell dashes in eagerly*

Blossomfall: Yes Leafpool? (Yes, Master? Nani?!)

Leafpool: Your my new assistant. Now help me clear this space!

*Blossomfall, who was too eager to help. Trips over a stock of freshly fetched catmint and inhales most of it.*

Leafpool: Oh no. Um — Lionblaze I heard was in love with a WindClan she-cat at one point in his apprenticeship. So let's ask him his story!

Blossomfall: Wats a Leeeeonblaz?

Leafpool: Lionblaze. GET OVER HERE!

Lionblaze: *flies in* Yes?

Leafpool: Since my assistants, are — gone... YOU will be my trusty secondary!

Lionblaze: Uh. Okay...?

Leafpool: *suddenly screeches like a majestic eagle* Let's get down to business —!

Cherri: *pops up* TO DEFEAT, THE HUNS!!! *slithers away again*

Lionblaze: What was that?

Leafpool: *suddenly* Don't question it, now we've ran out of time! This StarClan forsaken — object *points objectively at the phone* Has hardly any space left!

Lionblaze: Why is this episode so short?

Leafpool: *shrugs* The authors must have ran out of ideas to make it interesting

Lionblaze: What are you —

*The episode ends as quick as it begun*

A/N: Ah — sorry its so plain! Hopefully the next episode will be longer and more — interesting!
— Cherri