Leafpool's Guide On How To NOT Break The Code

Episode #3

Leafpool: *snaps paws* Alderheart, finish cleaning up that bile okay?

Alderheart: *frantically mops the Medicine-den floor*

Greystripe: Sorry about that guys...

Leafpool: *wrinkles nose in disgust* Not a problem Greystripe, at least you agreed the payment would be to sit here and explain how you broke the code!

Greystripe: Doesn't everyone already know about that?

Leafpool: I honestly couldn't give a mouses tail if they did or not, just explain for this episode!

Greystripe: Fine. It all started when I was in the nursery —

Alderheart: No. Bud. Its how you broke the code and fell in love, not your whole life story!

Leafpool: *twitches ear impatiently* Clean Alderheart. But listen carefully. Go on Greystripe, when you first met her.

Greystripe: *sighs* It was when me and Firestar were young warriors. We were fighting a RiverClan patrol on the border by the ravine. And just my luck I was pinned, I pushed one warrior down the ravine. Of course they died. And I saw her. Not long after she saved me from drowning. I don't know but I fell for her straight away...

Alderheart: *leans against broom, fast asleep and snoring lightly*

Leafpool: *tries to stay awake, but Greystripe's voice is just too boring and she falls on the floor*

*Most likely the next day. Or just a few hours later...*

Leafpool: What — *blinks eyes quickly and glances around the den* where's Greystripe?

Alderheart: *snores*

Leafpool: *throws rock at him* Wake up!

Alderheart: What happened?

Leafpool: We missed it!

Alderheart: The camera must if caught it

Leafpool: *claps paws excitedly* Good point my assistant! Let's have a looksie...

*After a few moments, Leafpool looks up. Eyes full of dismay*

Leafpool: The camera didn't even catch it...

Alderheart: What?!

Leafpool: IT WAS ON A TIME LAPSE!!! IDIOT *glares at Camera Cat* YOU MOUSE-BRAINED FOOL! YOUR FIRED!

Camera Cat: But I didn't —

*Leafpool throws Alderheart at the Camera and it turns to static and shuts off*

A/N: What am I doing with my life? Again brought to you by the incredibly freezing
— Cherri