Leafpool's Guide On How To NOT Break The Code

Episode #1

Leafpool: *waves angrily at the camera cat* Hello! I'm Leafpool. And welcome to my guide on how not to break the code! Here I'll be showing ways of avoiding it, and examples of who have done it!

Jayfeather: *mutters something barely audible*

Camera Cat: Hey, um...did you pay for the camera budget?

Leafpool: Don't worry, I used Alderheart's credit!

Alderheart: Wait what?

Leafpool: *pulls Alderheart closer and beams* This is my trusty assistant! Alderheart! Alderheart once had feelings for a cat from another Clan. Didn't you?

Alderheart: *blushes and shakes head franticly* no!

Leafpool: Anyway! As you know, I fell in love with Crowfeather and had three kits. I therefore broke both the warrior and Medicine-cat code!

Jayfeather: *scoffs*

Leafpool: *glares* Go out and collect some comfrey!

Camera Cat: *sighs* My arms are tired - can we stop?

Leafpool: Nope! Alderheart, be a good assistant and get me my scrolls!

Alderheart: *runs off to a stash behind all the herbs and pulls out a very long piece of parchment and passes it to Leafpool*

Leafpool: Here we are! Code 1 Medicine-cat. Medicine-cats are hereby forbidden to have mates, kits or any sort of loving relationship that may distract them from their duties!

Alderheart: And just how can you avoid that Leafpool? *snickers sarcastically*

Leafpool: I'm so very glad you asked Alderheart! You see. The lesson you learn from me is when your saved by a stranger, don't fall for them!

Alderheart: That's it?

Leafpool: That's what?

Alderheart: That's all we learn from your mistake?

Camera Cat: Uh -

Leafpool: *snaps* shut up!

Alderheart: No seriously...

*camera suddenly shuts off but you hear Leafpool cursing as it does so*

A/N: Yep. Starting our first Spoof! If you have any ideas feel free to comment down below and leave friendly criticism!

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