Leafpool's Guide On How To NOT Break The Code

Episode #2

Leafpool: *sighs* Right. So episode one was a bust, big deal. This time we've paid our camera budget fully, and we are ready to start the day!

Alderheart: *crawling lifelessly across the Medicine-den* So — hungry

Leafpool: *hits Alderheart with a strange glowing staff* Hush now! You can eat once we've finished this fine episode!

Camera Cat: But uh —

Leafpool: *glares and points with her paw* Now I'll have no talking from you! We had enough of you in the previous episode!.

Alderheart: Where's Jayfeather? He's more fun than you... *begins to walk out*

Leafpool: Accio! *points staff at Alderheart, and suddenly the smol ginger cat is dragged across the Medicine-cat den into wall* Whoopsies, must of overshot the landing

Alderheart: So I'm forced to stay?

Leafpool: Yes! You are my trusty assistant!

Alderheart: I never wanted to be *mutters* Guess I have no choice

*A wild Millie appears*

Millie: S'cuse meh, have you seen ma Briarboo? Where is she?

Alderheart: Probably hiding from you

Millie: *doesn't acknowledge Alderheart's comment* BRIARLIGHT? *flies out the Medicine-cat den*

Briarlight: *claws her way out from underneath a giant comfrey stash* Thanks guys. For a moment there I thought she was gonna find me!

Millie: I SMELLS A BRIARBOO!

*Briarboo — Briarlight desperately tries to conceal herself amongst the herbs, but Millie drags her out by her hind legs and they both disappear*

Leafpool: Okaaaaaay, well...I guess we should continue with the episode? And forget what just happened...

Alderheart: Forget, forget. Probably for the best...

Leafpool: We need an example, we've already used myself. But whom?

Alderheart: Uh — I know Greystripe once broke the code!

Leafpool: *laughs* THAT old tart? Break the code? For what, eating the fresh kill?

Alderheart: *mutters*

Leafpool: Ah Alderheart. Your stories amuse me!

*Suddenly. Greystripe rushes in, wailing in agony as he wraps his paws round his belly*

Leafpool: What is it this time Greystripe?

Greystripe: I have a bellyache again —

Alderheart: *stares* We may have to cut this one short!

Leafpool: *understands Alderheart's words* Yep...

Greystripe: AHHHHHHHHHH

*Camera immediately shuts off*

A/N: Oof- Greystripe how could you?
Again this was presented to you by — Cherri!