Lionblaze: Let all knights old enough to slay a dragon father beneath the highledge for a clan meeting!
*Firestar rushes out of his den*
Firestar: WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN ARE YOU DOING? YOUR NOT THE LEADER!
Lionblaze: Oh, no! We're too late! The fire breathing dragon is awakened! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
*all the cats scatter screeching*
Lionblaze: As the strongest knight, I will slay the dragon!!! Princess, stay back!
*Firestar spots his sister in the crowd of chaotic cats*
Princess: *wails dramatically* I need a prince to save me!
*Firestar leaps off the high rock*
Firestar: Princess? What are you doing here?
Princess: HELP!!!! THE DRAGON IS GOING TO EAT ME!!!!!
*Lionblaze leaps into Firestar & attacks*
Firestar: What is going on???
Lionblaze: What do you mean? We have always lived in this kingdom, & you have come to destroy us FIRE breathing dragon! *bites Firestar's throat*
*Firestar breaks away*
Firestar: If I find this is another of your so called "pranks"...
Lionblaze: The Waffle Kingdom is no prank, insulter! The Waffle Kingdom is the best kingdom ever to exist!
Firestar: WHAT HAS BECOME OF THUNDERCLAN?????!!!!!! YOUR ALL CRAZY!!!!!!!! *passes out*
Jayfeather: *sighs in exasperation* So this is what happened to all of my catmint.
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20 Ways To Annoy Firestar (A Warrior Cats Spoof)
HumorHey, it's Lionblaze! I decided to write my first warriors spoof, so I hope that you enjoy it ;)
