Living With The Biggest Knuckle Headed Ninja! (Naruto Fan Fic)

This may contain some very "special" words, if you catch my drift. Hint hint cuss hint hint perverted a bit. Just saying, but not that many bad/perverted words.

************FOUR YEARS AGO! ****************

I was running away, as far as I could. From the scene I have just witnessed the place I called home was no more. Which really pissed me off considering I finally had all the collection for dolls lined up on my shelf.

My name is Harmony Akako. I have short red hair which I'm planning on growing out, I was wearing my favorite dress that was dirty from all the running I did. I paid no attention to my eyes, just a plain red. Similar to my hair.

Most people would go to a family member if they had just went through what I just did. My mom and dad didn't have any siblings though. All of my grandparents passed a way quite some time ago. The last one passed away a year ago so I still had memories of them. No cousins. No grandparents. I just lost my parents too. I wish my grandparents had some more alone time so at least I could have an uncle or something.

Gosh, I was one messed up kid to think that.

Notices had been around town to lock your doors. My dad would always say he would take care of anyone if they tried to break in and hurt us. My mom said she would take care of my dad if he didn't lock the doors at night. Oh how he should have listened. It's quite a shock when you have some random thieves break into your house, demand for money, and kill your parents right in front of you if you don't have any. I tried to close my eyes so I wouldn't see, but it was a moment where you couldn't look away.

Funny how things can just change within a few hours. At least I had a picture of my parents and I in my hand. A good memory of my mom smacking my dad so he would stop trying to do a muscle pose for our picture while I was just sticking my tongue out.

Soon I was out of my village, I didn't hear any foot stops behind me. I still kept going, There was no need for me to be there anymore. I ran as much as I could. After what had seemed like hours, I got to the gates of The Hidden Leaf village, I had heard many stories about all the strong ninja there. Knowing exactly what I wanted to do I walked inside.

"NARUTO! COME BACK HERE!" I heard a voice yell, in a flash I was on the ground with a blond haired boy in a jump suit on top of me that looked around my age. We both blushed.

"Uh...mind getting off of me?" I asked, soon he got up as did I. I quickly fell down clutching my ankle.

"What's wrong with your ankle?!" He asked worriedly looking behind him and I saw people running towards us.

"I think it got sprained when you attacked me." I said, he blushed more.

"I didn't mean to attack you!" He said.

"Okay, so it was special butt touching ." I stated, for an eight year old I know A LOT of perverted things, along with a very "special" vocabulary from which I learned from my dad.

"WHAT?! No! Gaah they're coming!" He said then picked me off and he took off running.

"First you butt touched me me, then you take me away. I have a feeling somebody is very horny for an eight year old boy." I said, he said nothing and kept running. Soon we stopped infront of a stand, I smelled ramen.

"I don't really know any medical stuff, but I thought this would make you feel better because I always feel better when I eat it." He said smiling, I nodded. We walked in and he set me down on a chair.

"Hey Naruto! What would you and your girlfriend like?" Asked a man flipping some ramen in a friar, I cracked up while the boy with blond hair who I assume is Naruto turned very very VERY red.