Y/n was sitting between Red and Gregory, along with all the other kids and Mr. Mackey in the center.
"Uh kids, I wanna welcome you to rehabilitation m'kay. Your mothers insisted you be taken from your normal schoolwork, and placed into rehab to learn not swear."
Y/N and all the other kids sat there in silence, looking blankly at him.
"I must say I don't think I belong with these rogues" Gregory started to cleared his throat
"Excluding of course" then cleared his throat again
"I graduated from Yardale with 4 point grade average." He said.
Cartman scoffed "you're such a fucking faggot dude
Y/n looked at Gregory blankly "Not that I agree but Greg-" she looked him straight in the eye "I watch a lotta TV and I'm goona tell you now" and leaned in so much, their noses nearly touching, Gregory's cheeks ablaze, and hissed "They don't get a SHIT."
Normally Y/n wouldn't act this way, but with everything that was going on, she was a tiny bit annoyed.
Gregory flinched and kept his mouth shut, looking disappointed with himself.
"M'kay this is exactly what I'm talking about, we have to get you off of foul language." Mr Mackey told us
"How are we going to do that?" Kyle innocently asked.
Mr Mackey went to a piano and said "Well listen here" and played a song.
✨Mr. Mackey:
There are times when you get suckered in,
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mm'kay.
Some of the girls looked at Y/n at that last line, and she blankly said "What?"
✨But it's when you do these things too much,
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch...✨
He got up from his seat and put on a strange hat and a cane....and starting dancing.
You can do it, it's all up to you, mm'kay
With a little plan you can change your life today!
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack,
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack,
Follow my plan and very soon you will say, it's easy m'kay!
Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"!
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold".
Step 3: With bitch drop the 't' because bich is Latin for generosity!
Step 4: Don't say fuck anymore 'cause fuck is the worst word that you can say, so just use the word mm'kay!
Children:
We can do it it's all up to us, mm'kay,
Mr. Mackey:
(mm'kay)
Children:
With a little plan we can change our lives today!
Mr. Mackey:
(You can change it today)
Everyone:
We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash,
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash,
Follow this plan and very soon you will say,
It's easy, mm'kay!
Mr. Mackey: Step 1...
Red: Instead of ass say "buns",
Boy 1: Like "kiss my buns",
Y/n: or "you're a buns hole"!
Mr. Mackey: Step 2...
Annie, Butters, and Boy 2: Instead of shit say poo,
Heidi: As in bull poo,
Kyle: "Poo head",
Boy 3: And "this poo is cold"!
Mr. Mackey: Step 3...
Boys: With bitch drop the 't',
Girls: Because bich is Latin for generosity!
Mr. Mackey: Step 4...
Children: Don't say "fuck" anymore,
Everyone: Because "fuck" is the worst word that you can say,
Children:
Fuck is the worst word that you can say!
We shouldn't say fuck,
No, we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!
Mr. Mackey: You're cured, you can go!✨
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