This Crazy Mountain Town

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It was a beautiful day in the land of South Park. A boy named Stan just had to sing.

There's a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deer just went running by
Oh the snow is pure white on the earth's rigid browwwwnnn
Just another  morning in my quiet mountain TOWN

And as if on cue, everyone open their windows and doors. One guy got hit on the head by Officer Barbrady.

The sun shining and the grass is green
Under the 3 feet of snow I mean
This is the day when It's hard to wear a frown~
Oh the happy people stop to say hello-

The person carrying groceries rudely said "Get out of my way!"

Even though the temperatures low
It's a perfect Sunday morning in quiet little mountain town

Stan goes into a store called Tom's Rhinoplasty.

A woman, presumably his mother, greeted him "Oh good morning, Stan"

"Mom can I have 8 dollars to see a movie" he asked.

"A movie?" she responded happily.

"Yeah, it's going to be the best movie ever!!! It's a foreign film  from Canada." he insisted.

"Alright here ya go" she said giving him the money "But be back for supper."

"Thanks Mom."

Oh what a perfect child
Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild
He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown
What a angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank god we live in this quiet  redneck mountain town

Stan then started looking for Y/n L/n, his 'girl' friend.

Sally and Heidi were right up ahead playing ball.

"Hey girls, you see Y/n anywhere?" Stan asked

"Sure, she's at the bakery stuffing her face with (favorite flavor of dessert)." Sally answered. giggling at the end.

"Why Marsh, are you gonna ask her out or something?" Heidi teased

"What?! No...well not quite" Stan stammered and headed off.

"He's so into her." Sally cooed.

"Better than Wendy." Heidi scoffed.

Stan finally got to the bakery, and there in her adorable glory was Y/n L/n, who was in fact stuffing her face with (favorite dessert).

"Hey Y/n." Stan greeted.

"Hey Stan." she greeted, a bit muffled by the food in her .

"You wanna see a movie with me and the guys." he stuttered, blushing. Technically, they would be there with their other friends, but Stan couldn't help but thinking of this like asking Y/N on a date.

"Oh sure what film?" she asked, voice still muffled.

He showed her the news clipping. Y/n gasped and quickly ate the rest of her cake in one go.

"Why didn't you just say so?!" she said happily.

She grabbed Stan's hand, and went to her mother and half-sister, Myra and Sylvia, and asked "Hey Mom, can go with Stan to see a Canadian film?" she asked gleefully.

Myra smiled sweetly "Awww that's so cute. Of course you can go!"

"Have her back by at least 6 o clock Stanley!" Sylvia said overprotectively.

"Okay, I will" Stan promised.

They walked out the store, people 'awwwing' at the two.

Things looked so good, the s/c girl decided to sing a verse herself.

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