Brainsick Halloween

Ol' Flim Flam Man (DAlanBonn)

 Ol' Flim Flam Man 

My friend, Come, pull up a garbage can, sit with me for a spell. Dark, ain't it?

My name you ask?

Ah, they call me a lot of names. Whole lot, I tell ya. Some call me "The Devil" but that ain't right, he's my boss-man though. Some call me "Crossroad Demon" and that's closer, for sure. I like them that call me "Ol' Flim Flam Man". Has a ring. Don't it?

You ask what I do for the Devil-man.

Ahhhh. I'm a Pact Farmer. Best one he got too, ya can be sure of that! Ya see friend, I grant wishes for souls and it's fun, for sure.

Just last month there was a writer-man come to me for a favor, wanted to win some big writing contest and all. With a snap of my finger he won.

Just between us, the snap just took his soul. I didn't help him ONE BIT. When I get to thinking about it, sheeeeesh, I get to gigglin'.

Ha, Ha, Ha!

So, what you want from Ol' Flim Flam Man?

Nothing? Ahh, come on, you gotta want somethin'.

Nothing?

Really?

You just want to get going?

Granted!

SNAP!