Washington D.C. January 17, 2009
Brock-sama: Satoshi, status report.
Satoshi: The Fire Nation still poses a threat in the Middle East. The Earth Kingdom won't last very long according to the reports from the front lines...Brock-sama, I suggest sending in the Pseudo-Legendaries.
Brock-sama: Hmm...if we want to send in the PL's, this means that we need to hire and supply for Ace Trainers or above.
Satoshi: What about Lance, sir?
Brock-sama: Lance does have extraordinary performance. But, unfortunately, he's dealing with Team Magma in Arizona right now. He'll be there for a good three months, exterminating those foolish apes. Anyone else?
Satoshi: How about Seth? He's been through the cycle of a Pokémon trainer many times in his life.
Brock-sama: Seth alone isn't enough to stop the Fire Nation from destroying the Earth Kingdom. Try to contact Milla as well. Put them as a team when discussing the contracts and such.
Satoshi: Right away, sir.
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Note for those that don't play Pokémon:
Pseudo-Legendary Pokémon are Pokémon that are very strong. In the actual games, their power can rival actual Legendaries. Pseudo means "not genuine;sham" according to Google. The PL's are as follows: Dragonite, Tyranitar, Salamence, Metagross, Garchomp, Hydreigon, Goodra, and Kommo-o.
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