Jokes

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That say jokes, right? Sometimes my beauty reflects from my computer and blinds my dazzling eyes. 


"Nah, you just can't read" I said aloud.

I wrote this chapter for you, you little shrek. 


"Did he just really write tha-" then my eyes landed on the next line.

Yes, Fiona keep reading my amazing shrek. 


This Fiona I said. A little tick off and confused. Does he know what I'm gonna say? Does he know my thoughts?

Yes. Fiona. Yes.

After you disrespecting me I have to do what I have to do. Tell you that you are a joke. You are a joke. Done.  Now I have to tell you one of my most famous jokes, which is not you by the way, your not even mine. 

Not only will you get to see my beautiful face but you get to see an AMA-JIN-G Joke. 

(That sucked XD)

(That sucked XD)

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I saw someone say that even my breath is handsome.  I have an ANSWER to you. Hehe see what I did there. Anyway, my ANSWER is duh of course it's handsome everything about me is handsome. Even my feet. 

I am Worldwide Handsome.

I looked up Worldwide Handsome and I saw all this dedicated to ME. Worldwide Handsome.

 Worldwide Handsome

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