Being "Nice"

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You can't be as handsome as me but since I was told to be "nice" this amazing biography will get you to at least love the way you look. This will teach you to accept your hideous face. If not then, you already got a prize to be able to read this, which was written by me so that means you have been blessed by an angel. Aka ME. Okay, that's all bye.

Uggh. They told me to sit down and write more for you, potatoes. They are such Fiona's. 

Also I'm not allowed to curse in this book so I created code words for each word. I know that is stupid but RULES are RULES. And if you think I am gonna translate it then you are wrong.

For Farquaad sakes just start the story! That must be your thought right now. I know, that is my thought too. But first I must bless you guys with my beautiful face. It's a necessity to life. 

You should get blessed by me everyday anyway.

You should get blessed by me everyday anyway

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So the story starts here 

I'm Worldwide Handsome. And you are a horrendous potato. (Like me)

The End.

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Anyway, Who am I? Fiona you should already know who I am. And if you don't you must be living under a rock. 

I am Worldwide Handsome that is all you have to know. I am one of the vocalist in the band BTS. I am one of the visuals, I mean, I already know that. No lie there I mean just look at my face. 

Anyway, I may say all this stuff but of course it took time to realize  that I am handsome. I guess, I am here to share my story so you can finally be able to learn love your face. When no one else can. Hahahaha you thought I was gonna be nice for once. Fiona you thought. 

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Please don't take his jokes the wrong way. This is a story. 

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