Unknown: Panda? Are you there?
Capt.Y/n: OhMyFuckingDucksInAGoddamnGoldenPineTreeLAUREN
Unknown: Hello again, my sweet panda.
Capt.Y/n: I told you not to call me that.
Capt.Y/n: I ALSO blocked your number, how are you doing this???
Lauren😒: I may have sort of gotten a new phone just to text you again...
Capt.Y/n: W O W...
Capt.Y/n: Why do you want to text me? Huh?
Lauren😒: Can't we start over? Start fresh? Just, you know, forget we ever dated?
Capt.Y/n: Forget that you cheated on me numerous times after promising you NEVER would?
Lauren😒: yeah..
Capt.Y/n: The answer is still no.
Capt.Y/n: Screw that- HELL nO
Lauren😒: Please?
Capt.Y/n: ugh.... why am I so nice...?
Lauren😒: That's why I love you
Lauren😒: shit... loved you
Capt.Y/n: Love and LOVED are two different things, Lauren.
Capt.Y/n: Ill think about it..
Capt.Y/n: Maybe..
Lauren😒: Don't block this number please?
Capt.Y/n: Fineeee
Capt.Y/n: I have to go and get ready for my date though, bye bye crazy
Lauren😒: ...Date?
Lauren😒: Bye panda.
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A/n: whalewhalewhale hello there (;
Idk so don't ask me anything! Thoughts? Idk if its good. Probs not hahaha but Ohwhale
SOTD: Kiss and Make Up by Dua Lipa and Blackpink
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Messin' With My Head (Lauren/You)
FanfictionUnknown: Y/n? Capt.Y/n: Uhhh who is this? Unknown: Yep, y/n. Capt.Y/n: I ask again, dear stranger, who are you? Capt.Y/n: Idk why I even bothered replying to you in the first place. Capt.Y/n: Oh right, I'm bored as hell. That's why.