China: *reading the new question* hey England aru?
England: yes?
China: this one is for you.
England: who is it from and what is the question?
China: well it's from LunarKestrel aru. The question is... Which do you prefer UsUk or FrUk?
England: uh....
America: come on iggy! you know you love me! We had sealand together for gods sake!
France: no he loves me~ I always make love to him so he has too~
England: WHAT?! WHEN HAVE YOU RAPED ME?!
France: just last night~
England: well back to the question I would probably have to choose UsUk. I just can't stand that bloody frog.
France: YOU BLACK SHEEP OF EPRUPE YOU BETRAYED ME!
America: *laughing*
China: please calm down France aru.
France: NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! *starts ranting in french*
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Crack
RandomJust random stuff I do when I can't sleep or bored... Enjoy! p.s. I do know there are other books like this but I'm really board and tired so... Just let it happen... Oh and I do not own hetalia or any of the characters. I thought I should put...
