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Midoriya: guys

Jirou: yes

Tokoyami: yes

Midoriya: k so you no that time where Mineta told me a blowjob means to suck someone's sausage

Jirou: yea

Midoriya: why not suck ur own?

Tokoyami: Midoriya I don't think that's physically possible

Midoriya: I'll show u 😤

Ashido: show him what

Midoriya: that u can suck ur own sausage

Ashido: ajkskhaksl Midoriya I thought u were pUre

Midoriya: I'm not? Well I don't know what I did but yayyy

Mina: nvm the fact that u celebrated for it means u are still pure

Jirou: how are you going to show us Midoriya

Midoriya: I'm gonna make a hot dog, and suck and that is called sucking my sausage

Ashido: hjaksls do u mind if I record u

Midoriya: yes!! do it!! to show the world that u don't have to suck someone else's sausage when u can suck ur own!!

Jirou: im d y I n g g u y s

Ashido: same

Kirishima: is there a mute button on this chat??

Ashido: idk

Ashido: DAD

Aizawa: what the fuck do u want

Kirishima: is there a mute button

Aizawa: why u be needin it

Kirishima: I'm busy

Aizawa: busy what

Kirishima:

Aizawa: busy what

Kirishima: studying

Aizawa: Iida and Yaoyurozu study 24/7 and they never need to mute it

Aizawa: k bye

Kirishima: k sorry katsuki we can't fuck

Midoriya: bang what

Kirishima: aaaaaAAAAHHHHHH wrong CHAT OML IM SO SORRY

Midoriya: what are u guys banging

Kirishima: what?

Midoriya: u said that word. Which means bang, right

Kirishima: um

Kirishima: no that was a typo

Ashido: for what

Kirishima: suck

Kirishima: crap i-

Ashido: see that's not much better

Kirishima: ik it's just the first that popped up in my head

Midoriya: you guys wanna suck ur own sausages with me?

Midoriya: wow I didn't know Kacchan was so nice

Kirishima: SUDIAMDHDNS WHAT

Ashido: backread idiot

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