What Have I Done -Aizawa (Chatfic)

6 (Bitch)

3:02 pm

Yaomomo: hhh

Mina: lemme guess. you failed.

3:10 pm

Aizawa: you what

Yaomomo: I failed, sensei.

Aizawa: can no one protect my pure child

Asui: why can't you do it

Aizawa: i am an outside danger

Toru: ur not a virgin??

Aizawa: no

Toru: huh.

4:00 pm

DekuTheHero: hi everyone! thanks for rescuing me Todoroki!!

Todoroki: my pleasure

Bakugou: tch!!

Kirishima: right

Kirishima: todoroki is a huge dick

DekuTheHero: how?? he saved me

Tokoyami: revelry in the dark.

Shoji: what he meant was,, it wasn't only todoroki who saved you

DekuTheHero: ??

DekuTheHero: but he swept me up from my feet, took me away, and made me feel ten again??

Sato: he really is a dick

DekuTheHero: no he's not!!

Todoroki: i can't take it anymore

Todoroki: too pure to lie to

4:07 pm

Todoroki: tell him if you must

4:07 pm (aka 2 seconds later)

Bakugou: OKAY SO

Kirishima: that was fast

Bakugou: WE ALL WANTED TO SAVE YOUR INNOCENCE RIGHT

DekuTheHero: mhm!

Bakugou: SO TODOROKI CAME UP WITH THIS PLAN

Bakugou: WE'D ALL GO IN AT DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS AND BEAT OUR WAY TO THE CENTER OF THE HOUSE AND DISTRACT THAT RICH WHITE GIRLS MAIDS AND FAMILY

Kirishima: we all came in,, explaining what happened to the maids and family

Kaminari: ecsept bakugou, he blastid them

Iida: Translation; Except Bakugou, he blasted them.

Iida: I'm Surprised You Know How To Spell Bakugou.

Kaminari: I meen its write thare.

Iida: Anyway, We Were All Headed To Yaomomo's Bedroom.

Aoyama: but then, something froze our feet~

Aoyama: we heard yaomomo yelling upstairs~

Shoji: and a monotone voice replying

Bakugou: THE BASTARD HAD FROZEN US, SO HE COULD RESCUE DEKU ALONE

DekuTheHero: what?

Aoyama: it's tru~

Todoroki: its true.

4:25 pm

Mina: that's pretty messed up

Toru: I know how to cheer up!

Toru changed chat settings.

Todoroki: Bitch bitch.

DekuTheHero: Bitch bitch bitch?

DekuTheHero: BITCH BITCH!!

Bakugou: BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH?!

Toru: everything you say autocorrects to bitch

Todoroki: Bitch Bitch Bitch?

Toru: it doesn't work on me

Mina changed chat settings.

Mina: the fuck? i thought you said u were cheering us up!!

Toru: I never specified who I was cheering up

Toru: it's me

Todoroki renamed the chat to <Invisibitch>

Todoroki changed Todoroki's name to FuckEndeavor

FuckEndeavor: that's better

Mina changed Ochaco's name to GreenKink

GreenKink: ??

Mina: tru tho

Toru changed Mina's name to PinkiePie

PinkiePie: I like it

Bakugou changed Toru's name to Invisibitch

Aizawa changed Hizashi's name to Screem

Invisibitch: hm

Screem changed Aizawa's name to Daddy;)

Daddy;) changed Daddy;)'s name to Dad

DekuTheHero: oo is changing names a thing now??

FuckEndeavor: you should refrain from it,, they're supposed to be offensive

DekuTheHero: I can be offensive

DekuTheHero changed FuckEndeavor's name to Dick

Dick: do u even know what a dick is?

DekuTheHero: no

Bakugou: then what do you call ur private part?

DekuTheHero: a penis, like the doctor does

Kirishima: OMFG

Kaminari: I'm wheezing!!

Deku: a dick is a penis

4:45 pm

DekuTheHero: so you guys called Todoroki a penis??

Kirishima: yes

DekuTheHero: but he doesn't look like a penis

DekuTheHero: his head shape is more like a flat butt

Dick: wow, thanks izuku

Bakugou: that's not a compliment

Toru: to be continued in the next chapter of...What Have I Done -Aizawa (Chatfic)

Bakugou: i still don't know who the fuck ur talking to