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Aftermath

Y/n went back into crush mode and blushed hard "T-thank you Craig-"

"CRAIG!!!"

A girl with light brown hair slid next to Craig, again getting ice in Y/n's face as she stopped.

"Why are you talking to HER?!" she squealed angrily.

"Hello to you too Lola." Y/n sarcastically greeted, dusting the ice off of her.

"You shut up. So why are you talking to this whore?!"

"I don't know. Why am I talking to you?" Craig rhetorically asked Lola.

 snickered

"BECAUSE I'M YOUR GIRL-

"Nope."

Y/n ran over and pushed Lola, not enough for her to fall over but enough for her to go backwards on the ice really fast.

The ravenette marveled at how savage that was "Wow you are the coolest girl I've ever met. Thanks by the way, that bitch wouldn't leave me alone."

"You're welcome Craig"  Y/n said. "I'll leave you alone now, but seriously you got to see the Terrance and Phillip movie, IT'S AWESOME!!!!"

And walked back to the boys. Unknown to her, Craig's strange attraction didn't leave as he watched her walk off.

"Hey Stan, sorry I ditched you guys back there. what are you doing?" Y/n asked curiously

"Well I-

"He's watching his rebound chick." Heidi said making her presence known.

Silence

"Stan...." Y/n started her eyes no longer being shown as whimsical.

(If you like Wendy, I suggest leaving now)

"I know, I know, she's rude to me and being in a relationship would result in an on and off relationship but....." Stan paused, he wanted to tell Marina the real reason, but he couldn't, not with rivals like Craig, Kenny, heck Kyle seemed to have better luck than he did. Wendy really was Stan's rebound chick. So he just said

"I guess it's just a schoolboy crush"

"Well go to college then, your taste in women needs to be upgraded"

"It has, n/n, for years now. If only you knew" Stan thought

And speak of the she-devil, she slid over them, putting ice on the both of them..

"Dude come on again" this was third time she was hit with ice and it was started to get annoying.

"Hi Stan." she greeted "Y/n" she narrowed eyes at the h/c girl.

"Hey Wendy." Y/n greeted hesitantly.

Stan then barfed on her.

"Gross" Wendy complained.

"Haha sweet Stan" Y/n laughed.

Another boy with dirty blonde slicked back hair slid up next to Wendy, putting ice on the two AGAIN.

"Dude SERIOUSLY" Marina raged in her head

"Come, Wendy, let us try to jump the hilly brush" he suggested.

"Ohh, british people~" Marina grinned, curious all of sudden.

Stan was now also frustrated.

"Hey who are you kid" he asked

"My name is Gregory, I just transferred from Yardale with 4 credit."

Stan stood there shocked

"Hello Gregory." Y/n piped up "my name is Y/n. I've been here all my life. I don't know what credits are but I'm real good at Literature and Science."

"Well aren't you a hyper young lady." He took Y/n's hand and kissing the back of it and she retracted it with a tiny blush on her face and giggles.

Wendy resisted rolling her eyes 'ugh, can't go one day without anybody falling head over heels for her'.

She didn't want to say that in front of Gregory and Stan though.
So she said "Wanna skate with us?"

"We've been skating all morning laughing and talking of memories' past." Gregory explained.

"Cool.." Marina said with a blank look on her face.

"We saw the Terrance and Phillip movie" Stan tried to brag.

"Yeah." Y/n agreed happily

"Oh ho." Gregory said in a 'sure that sounds nice not really' tone "Try and catch me Wendy. Nice meeting you Y/n, hope we can meet again." and he skated off.

"Hmmm...he seemed nice-ish." Y/n muttered to herself.

Silence between Wendy and Stan.

"Bye Stan." Wendy said not sounding interested anymore

"Yes I saw the Terrance and Phillip, who wants to touch me." Cartman bragged

Nobody moved.

"I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?!" Cartman yelled

Butters and Millie (a semi member of Team Y/n) came up and touched Cartman's shoulder, Butters 'ohhhing' and Millie whimpering out of fear.

"Come on, gang we got to see the Terrance and Phillip movie too." Clyde said.

Esther said "yeah, if n/n can watch this and not be disgusted, so can we." and they all skated off to the movies.

"I hate you Kenny" Cartman said out of the blue.

The hooded boy just scowled but said nothing.