So you're sure that your head isn't going to explode yet? *Yes in the backround* Are you sure?
"I said yes godd*** it!" Someone said in the backround.
Well okay then!
So anyways before someone interrupted me!
"Shut up!" The person again yelling at me.
"Don't make me come over there and hurt you! So shut up and let me finish!" I yelled back.
"Don't make come over there and......and poop on your head! Hahahaha!" She giggles.
"What?!" I said confused.
But anyways! * she comes over here*
"What do you want from me?!!" I yelled, struggling for her to get away from me.
"Come here!" She said.
"What are you doing?! Get away from me! MOM HELP SHE'S ON ME, GET HER OFF OF ME!! No stop! I said stop!!" I yelled.
My mom just stands there and laughs.
"Mom she's kissing me!! Eeeeewwww!!!!!! MOM HELP!!! Uummmmm what are......you doing......to me..." I ask.
She looks at me, and I scream like bloody murder!
"Wtf?! I was saying hi!" She tells me.
"By humping me and giving weird looks?! Ssssuuuurrrreeee you were!" I said.
"Wait what?!" She asks.
"Hahahahahahahaha!" I laugh.
"By the way...I'm not gay!" I tell her.
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Anyways....
If you want to know more about me....it will be in the next...Wtf is wrong with me... c:
I hoped you all enjoyed!
YOU ARE READING
Wtf is wrong with me?!
HumorEnjoy c: Friends, family, crushes, ghost and random people will want there heads to explode! I'm not just telling you to let myself down, is that I already know!
